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The story of the world and four fucking idiots :]

holy shit its here.

So…..

In 12 hours time I’ll be 6 hours from Tokyo and a world of weird shit!

So excited, this is going to be siiiiick. So many unreal places, so much unreal banter to be had! 


I have the Jackie Chan jokes at the ready and Andy’s bail money already counted…although a part of me thinks he’ll enjoy the Bangkok Hilton. Tom’s reading up on Düsseldorf as we speak, and Miller will be practising his best Danny Dyer impression in the mirror (Quim).

Japan is a bit of a whistle stop but will no doubt open our eyes, I’m expecting it to be like the intro to blade runner! except less dark and ‘orrible and more like Banzai! 

Tokyo looks sick, Kyoto looks sick, Mt Fuji looks sick! 

Peace and Love.
xxx